Jokes of the Day

>> Prospective Employer to Applicant: "So why did you leave yourprevious job?"
> > Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!">> ________________________________________________________________
> >> > Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me andbrought all our five kids with him."
> > Radio Host: "Ok, go ahead!"
> > Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually onlyone of them is yours."> >
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> >> > Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddled up. I just want toask something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tenseof BIRDS FLY?> >
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> >> >You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud.
> > Every time you farted, you timed it with the music.
> > When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized that you have your MP3 player on your ears! ______________________________________________________________
> >> > WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
> > HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL", that's why I came home early.> > _______________________________________________________________
> >> > 1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
> > 2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
> > 3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing, it's all crumpled!!"> >
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> >> > John: it's my wife's birthday
> > Peter: what's your gift to her?
> > John: I asked her what she wanted
> > Peter: what did she said?
> > J: anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.
> > P: what did you gave her?
> > J: playing cards> > ________________________________________________________________
> > Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
> > Student: That's not true! My dad said we are descendants of an Ape!
> > Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY! <> >